dimanche 3 décembre 2006

Zim-boum-gouin


Le pingouin de la semaine est un gag-man (heu... un gag-pinguin) mais pas un mélopinguin (mélomane ?). Bref ! Voilà-t-y pas qu'il veut réveiller une grosse descente de lit pour faire plaisir à madame. Quand sa belle lui demande la Lune, le pingouin est capable de tout. Gageons que cet ours est doté d'un solide sens de l'humour (et pas d'un solide appétit).

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